A man drives his Segway into a bar...

So a man drove his Segway into W.B.Yeats Irish Pub this evening...
We witnessed a man fighting for Segway rights tonight at W.B.Yeats. Apparently the one Segway owner in the Triangle (Ellen & Val had read a story about him) was fighting for his rights to drive a gyroscope controlled vehichle indoors at a bar while drinking his (several) beers. In fact, he made a trip to the restroom where--it was reported--he did not get off his Segway to use the urinal. After "dancing" on his Segway and crashing into some chairs, the bartender asked him to park it. After some discussion, the chef was brought into the mix and the Segway owner was asked to leave. All of this led to a KILLER Halloween costume idea by Brad and Alex for the annual Halloween gathering on Franklin Street. The costume involves Brad on a dolly version of a Segway with Alex (dressed all in black) pushing it along. I saved the napkin sketch of the idea above...